A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
It’s a slippery slope really
Import Tuner Car Feature:
those seats are so fucking rad
I need that seat and interior pattern!
Those seats. Yuss!
Israel’s leaders on African migrants.
THEY SEEM TO BE TAKING AMERICA’S ADVICE VERY WELL
I officially totally change my mind on Israel. You totally don’t even get to exist. Fuck you. You racist fuckheads.
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I don’t care if Johnson & Johnson re formulate their products to be carcinogen free.
All the rebranding in the world still won’t make me buy their products.
I will not support a company that knowingly poisoned generations of babies and children.
They’re still assholes.
This is how I feel about pretty much every major brand out there.